Day: July 14th, 2010. Evening. Stifling hot.
Setting: W. Lafayette, IN. Backyard-slash-jungle. Hammock. Sadly, there is no sign of a refreshing pool.
Dinner: A beer* and baked beans straight from their family-sized can. Not heated, not cooled, just straight.
Me: Lying in the hammock in red high school football shorts and a green bikini top circa 1992. Munching on my baked beans and sipping some beer.
You may find yourself wondering how I became so glamorous... I often wonder this myself.
No, this isn't my hammock. I just wanted you to think
the phrase "banana hammock" today.
*It wasn't actually a beer, but a Woodchuck. Beer paints a better picture though.
